Always the river for AK

Have not won against AK once in weeks on stars. Every pair or hand that hits the flop loses to the enevitable river card, fucking ballshit.

edit: Gone out of 4 tournies in a row with AK. fucking ridiculous. every fucking hand the retarded cunts hit.

Played a few of the big runner tournies tonight, min cashed in one. Got completely fucked in the others. Had average stack in the last but 77 no good v bb cunt with Q7, obv his 3 outer hits. That puts me in a good position in the tourney. Even more fucking ridic was me having just been moved and getting my best hand of the tourney, then the bb calling off with that shit. Just keeps happening constantly.

On ipoker I will finding a new site in the next few days. Have an RB account with pokerencore but the site has been fucking terrible for the past few months.
The lobbys had always been very laggy and well out, but they are fucking ridiculous now. Pokerencore don't have late reg facility for mtts, which has been around for a while on ipoker now. This is tilting to begin with, but the lobbys are completely fucked now. Said tonight that the ave was 1800 odd when it was about 4000!!!!
Telling me that there were 300 players left when it was about 80!!! Had to keep asking in chat for basic info...fucking lol

Have run fucking awful since start of 2012 in poker. Only games i'm currently winning on are fifty50s, DoNs and 45 manners!!!!!

'stars zoom

Pokerstars have zoom in beta, which is basically just FTPs rush poker.
Well stars version can go fuck itself. Done several buyings, getting fucked by 2 outers constantly. Then got fucked in a 300 bb pot with kk losing to q4. Only benefit of it was decent RB when on FTP. Get fuck all on stars.
Just get ridic beats more often, the cunts

F*** off jokerstars

Absolute fucking bullshit tonight. Gone out of every fucking tournament to a 3 outer bar one, where I ran K10s into AA BvB.
Spanish players are soo fucking retarded that they make french and italian players look good.
No wonder people think poker is rigged. I know it's not but fucking hell it has been a brutal last 3 months.
Withdrawn nearly all my roll from online sites and stuck it in gambling accounts, at least they don't appear rigged atm....ironic I know

Running sick in MTTs

Staying consistent for 2012. played a schedule tonight on stars and got fucked completely, same old story thats getting fucking boring.

Had a couple of games to play these being the 1000 seat Sunday 6 million qualifier and the first apat game.

I qualified for the 1000 seat qualifier via a $ qualifier..lol Was about 9k entered when I looked on Sat night. Was over 20000 by the time it got started. This meant chip gaining was vital, as was a crapshoot satellite anyway. Basically never got a decent hand and went out when an open ended didn't get there.

In the apat I ran pretty bad, despite this I got my 5k starting stack above 13k. Then lost a 9.3k pot when AJ rivered a flush v my aces. Guy called on flop with abso fuck all but obvo river,rivered it the cunt. Then lost my last 6.5k when I 5 bet pushed with AK and a guy yet to act in the hand called with JJ, lol at that. Obvo he catches trips and I dont catch a queen to make the gutterball.
Only won with 1 pair, lost with every other.
Doubt I will play these again. 5k stack and 15 min blinds. Will be early hours before they final table. Fuck that for a friendly league game, far too fucking slow.

Played a few other tourneys on stars but ran terrible. 3 exits were players hitting gutterball straights on rivers they should never have been fishing!!!

Managed one cash in a 30 minute timed tourney, only a bit more than a min cash though.
Crazy thing is that I have been playing pretty well lately too. Did have that feeling a couple of decent cashes were around the corner, not so sure now

Edit: added a few more on stars, standard exits

KK v AQ ace on river
A7 v kj 5 flush on board after ace on flop
QQ v A3
44 v AJ J on river

'Stars.......

can fuck off with their doomswitch, the cunts!!!!
Been totally fucked over tonight, pure bubbled 3 90 manners. bubbled 2 others. Getting coolered or 3 outered every fucking where.
Sooo many retarded cunts getting bullshit calls rewarded tonight. Wouldn't care when they shove and you call but them constantly calling your shoves with crap and getting there is fucking ridiculous.
Played well tonight too. 1 min cash in a 45 man was my only one tonight. When deep in every mtt sit n go I played.

Also got a chat ban from stars, cheers geoff u Aussie cunt. Was berating a player, not geoff who was holding up every game and he was in 3 of mine. Ran time out every single hand. At first I thought he must be mass tabling so look and he's playing 4 tables!!! Fucking ridiculous.

Could of been a decent night tonight if I ran just average.
Did win a cash session on ipoker though, just played aggressive in right spots

Profit for a change

Played a small session on stars and made a profit for a change. Obvo didn't come in a 45 manner though. Had my usual result in that i.e got to last 15 then lost a race. Just can't get to FT in those atm. Complete change from last year when I cashed in 47% of 45 manners for 2011!!!!

Played to 90 manners, a standard turbo when I min cashed in 12, the other was a Headhunter/knockout. Only got a couple of knockout as was short for much of tourney. Managed to control the FT though. Ended up finishing 2 to the guy who was the short stck with 6 left, before he hit everything. Was seeing nothing but rags heads up just grinding with aggression. Got bored eventually and shoved a rag ace into 88, then he had AA next hand to finish off my suited connectors. I never had a pair or a big ace heads up, it went on a while too. Still that second was welcomed.

Also entered a $1 supersat into the 1000 seat sat for the stars million next week. 7 seats up for grabs, ran well and pissed it..lols

Looked on OPR to see how i'm doing ( I don't use tracking software)and i'm at 90% for last 120 days. That is so lol. I'm in profit but only play micros on there. Must be some fkn terrible players around...lol

Had my first losing session in cash on ipoker for a while. Actually got loads of decent hands, just none of em hit.

Getting screwed on stars

Been playing the last couple of nights, the first time this month that I have played.
Somebody seems to have turned the doomswitch on at pokerstars. I have been getting constantly 3 outered, usually around the bubble too.
Been playing a few 45,90 and 180 manners. Getting constant crap like 33 beating JJ, A4 beating A8, rags beating AK. When that hasn't been happening have been getting coolered ala QQ into KK etc.
Been fucking frustrating. Only thing I been cashing on there is the fifty50s. As usual they are soft as anything.

Had a few small sessions of cash on ipoker and finished up every session, getting the few goods hand I have had paid occasionally.

Really need to get back into the poker grind, though how much I will do so is anybodies guess. Still got a lot of DIY to do round the house, getting it ready to put on the market